Hostess Bakery

You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants were shut down due to a workers' strike.

But you may not have heard how it's to be split up.

The State Department is hiring all the Twinkies.

The Secret Service is hiring all the HoHos.

The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes.

And the voters have already sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

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