UN English to Chinese translator

 

I found this tucked into a Spanish/Croatian version of a Mad Magazine
that was in the private library of the late Chico Eduardo
Rózsa-Flores.

United Nations ENGLISH PHRASE...CHINESE TRANSLATION

1)."That's not right"...............Sum Ting Wong
2)."Are you harboring a fugitive?"..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3)."See me ASAP"....................Kum Hia Nao
4)."There goes Stupid Man"..........Dum Dum Wa King
5)."Small Horse"....................Tai Ni Po Ni
6)."Did you go to the beach?".......Wai Yu So Tan
7)."I bumped into a coffee table"...Ai Bang Mai Ni
8)."I think you need a face lift"...Chin Tu Fat
9)."It's very dark in here".........Wao So Dim
10)."I thought you were on a diet"..Wai Yu Mun Ching
11)."This is a tow away zone".......No Pah King
12)."Our meeting is next week"......Wai Yu Kum Nao
13)."Staying out of sight!".........Lei Ying Lo
14)."He's cleaning his automobile"..Wa Shing Ka
15)."Your body odor is offensive"...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16)."Great".........................Su Pah
17.) "I have a hand gun!"...... Ching chang POW!
18.) "The UN ubber powerful"........ Ban Ki-Moon
19.) "Oil for food"............. POTSTICKAH! Yu try, yu like!

Caveat - This is a joke. Critical thought on it from the United
Nations is not necessary, but if it helps you start up a money
laundering NGO, knock yourself out. I just want my cut of the
proceeds.

"My meeting with his 'sublime entityness' was utter and complete
balagan!" - Secret agent regarding his meeting with Lord Omar Khayyam
Ravenhurst, a.k.a.
Ho Chi Zen, circa 1969