A Glass of Wine

 A Glass of Wine

A Glass of Wine

To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 2 pints of water each day, 
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2 lbs of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. 
In other words, we are consuming 2 lbs of poop.

However, 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing it as a public service