I checked a few of these and the attribution was correct.===============================================A Compilation of Essential TruthsIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~ Jay LenoThe problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VIIWe hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ AesopIf we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will RogersPoliticians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~ Nikita KhrushchevWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence DarrowWhy pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~ Author unknownPoliticians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~ John QuintonPolitics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~ Oscar AmeringerI offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.~ Tex GuinanI have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.~ Charles de GaulleInstead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~ Doug LarsonThere ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators.~ Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Friday, January 4, 2013
A Compilation of Essential Truths
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