COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
___________________________________________What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?Drool.
___________________________________________How many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?The cow fell on him.
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Two Pittsburgh football players were walking in the woods.One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
___________________________________________A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? ""Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
___________________________________________What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?A full set of teeth.
___________________________________________University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week.The other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?Pay him for the pizza.
___________________________________________What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
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