Spotted by anthropologists in its native habitat, a Wal-Mart in North America, this member of the species Homo plumbeus (more commonly known as Droopy Pants) exemplifies this species' peculiar drag-crotch shuffling gait, preternaturally shortened legs, and a primitive language comprised of monosyllabic grunts.
It is hypothesized that Homo plumbeus is the result of inbreeding among a subset of Homo sapiens who became indolent, content to subsist on food stamps and other government welfare programs. Although barely literate with two-digit I.Q.s, they nevertheless manage to make their way to voting stations every four years to cast their votes for a charlatan by the name of Barry Soetoro Stephen Dunham Barack Hussein Obama.
Tragically, most members of Homo plumbeus are extremely fertile. Historians of the 23rd century generally attribute the fall and eventual disappearance of a once great nation, the United States of America, to precisely the alarming multiplication of Homo plumbeus.