This is an open letter to President Obama, Attorney General Eric (With)Holder,
Janet Napolitano and their ilk. Also, this letter should be read by the FBI and
the Department of Homeland (In)Security also. I am certain your snoops and
snitches are aware of my musings and writings.
I confess. I am guilty.
First, I belong to a highly subversive band of miscreants. In fact I am a card
carrying member of a traitorous organization. We are guilty of opposing the Obama regime
and agenda. I am a Republican. No excuses offered. I am as guilty as sin.
Secondly, I am a life long Christian. I became a Christian at the tender age of eight.
I have been exposed to almost sixty years of Christian brain washing. During this
time period I erroneously learned to treat my human beings as I myself wished to be
treated. This fallacious teaching is called the Golden Rule. Also, I was indoctrinated
that lying, killing, raping, stealing and holding other human beings in slavery was
wrong. Janet Napalitano says to watch all Christians. They are terrorists waiting
to strike. After all Christian terrorism is the greatest danger to our world. Islam is
the religion of peace. Islamic adherents are being blown to smithereens everyday
by Christian suicide bombers. The most fanatical of which are clearly Episcopalians.
Thirdly, I am a veteran of eight years of military service. Upon joining I took an oath
to protect and uphold the U. S. Constitution against all enemies foreign and
domestic. Again, Ms. Napalitano says all veterans are suspect. After all, they have
had weapons training. Some of them even suffered post traumatic stress disorder
(PTSD) from the horrible battlefield conditions they suffered on our behalf. They are all unhinged
lunatics just waiting for a chance to unleash violence upon our society. To a man
and a woman they are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
Fourthly I am an ardent supporter of our Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I fervently
believe in the out dated concepts like freedom of speech, peaceful assembly, the press
and of religion. Why should we allow a 200 year old document like the Constitution
continue to hinder our nation. It is obsolete. People like me are standing in the
way of all knowing progressive intellectuals who wish to usher us into a utopian era governed
by Political Correctness and its handmaiden, Sharia Law. After all, we have all been
told repeatededly by Imam Rauf and Barak Hussein Obama that Sharia is superior
to our Constitution. Its adoption will introduce a golden age of Islamic enlightened
Last but not least I am a supporter of conservative causes (Are you listening IRS). I even
give money to Samaritan's Purse run by that arch terrorist Franklin Graham. Franklin,
just because the religion of peace bombed hospitals, schools, and churches in Sudan
and killed more than 2,000,000 black Sudanese Christians does not give you the right to say nasty
things about Islam. I also give my hard earned money to other conservative terrorist groups
masquerading as charities. Some of them are Act for America, Tennessee Freedom Coalition,
Christian Action Network, Christians United for Israel, the Salvation Army (a real bunch of bad
asses) and the New English Review.
Okay, guys I have confessed. You know where to find me. Bring you manacles and chains.
I will not resist you with violence. Come and get me. But remember there are millions of
equally guilty persons just like me. Where are you going to put us all?
In the end the truth will come out. And your nefarious, odious regime will live forvever in
infamy in the annals of history.
The Scarlet Pimpernel